I’m tired. So very tired.
I am heading slightly to the left. Care to follow me?
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As some may know, I moved into a house in Grand Rapids with some of my friends last month. Money things being as they are I am now going to move back home sometime this month. This will obviously come as a big shock to you all D: I do doubt anyone knew I moved though, actually. I finally had a TV in my room, and now I’m downgrading back to no TV. How lame ;.;
Well this is an update at least. What ho!
A test?
Your Score: Spiteful Loner
You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn’t care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven’t gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don’t shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
About Saint_Gasoline
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
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Your Score: Uncorrupted
You are 88% pure!
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My Heroin
I cannot see what lies ahead of my shoes for the soot that falls from the sky must obscure all that comes before and goes behind. What ventures must I undertake to comprehend the situation I have found you in? We are not wandering this land for a purpose, we are but traveling in it for the most of unobtrusive reasons. Like that ship that was named in only but two of it’s logs, lost at sea and never heard from in it’s own reality. Time passed me on that journey to you, yet, I know that time was spent improving upon the points most desired in myself. We now go to a fall, what goes in the wrong direction from how we wish it to and cannot be put upon to change it’s direction. Let us say that it was a folly in our thinking that brought us here. Maybe we ought not have seen to one another, but I regret nothing in it. I like the darkness that now surrounds me, for I can picture you in it.
A polite conversation.
Nafan: Watch out for the Jews.
Leah: Who’s a Jew? And what’s wrong with Jews?
Nafan: You’re not aware of their malicious intent? They are killing machines! Why do you think they have the giant noses? It’s to hide weapons to kill us all.
Leah: Evil? That’s a bit strong, don’t you think? I mean, people think gays and lesbians and bisexuals are evil and whatnot, and we’re just people who happen to have different tastes in, erm… /equipment/.
Nafan: Those kinds of people aren’t evil. They are just disgusting and don’t know any better. Which is why we must teach them the right way. Jews are obviously evil, you must never have met one.
Leah: Well, thank you for calling me disgusting and ignorant. I happen to be bisexual, in case you haven’t read that on my profile. Geez. If I met you right now I would slap you.
Nafan: Don’t worry, you can still be cured. It will just take hard work and some time. I know it must be frustrating to have those sick desires but it’s not your fault. It’s just the devil trying to ruin you.
Leah: Thanks you moron, but I don’t want to be cured. I’m actually not infected or diseased or anything. I don’t think the desires I have are sick. So get over it. Oh, and P.S. there’s no such thing as the devil.
Fucking faggots.
Båt
These rowboats are killing me. I wish they would stop. Stop it, rowboats, stop it. Yes. Rowboats.